Alright folks we have an 8 year-old cat missing in Berkley Ave area.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 18 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of 72 miles. What I need out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 20 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is Bumboo.

Please call 401-447-5499 if you spot him.

We need a Christmas miracle. And GO!!!!