Newport, Rhode Island Drinking Game

By Christian Winthrop

Updated: June 7, 2012

Newport, RI Summer 2012 Drinking Game

1. Ryan Belmore asks what happened last night – 1 Drink
2. Pelham hires a hot bartender – 1 Sex on the Beach
3. Hot Pelham Bartender Dances on Bar – 1 Flaming Branded Nipple
4. Cuhna has a late night – 1 Skinny Dip
5. Ridgely invites you over – 1 Brandy Alexander
6. Dude wears Whale Pants to Clarke Cooke House – 1 Dark n’ Stormy
7. His girlfriend wears Lily – 2 White Russian’s
8. Text message from Belmore contains a grammatical or spelling error – 1/2 drink per error – 18 drink maximum!.
9. Lauren comes running back from the guy she just met because he’s getting WAY too friendly – 3 drinks
10. You forget where you parked your car! – 1 Evian
11. Tristan stops talking – The World Ends
12. You wake up naked on a random boat. – Another glass of Cliquot
13. Fight at The Pelham – Social!
14. Fight at Via Via – Join in!
15. Dude says “Don’t you know who I am? At the Cook House.” – Free drink at shitty late night
16. Joe smacks Tristan – 1 drink
17. Belmore shows up with a girl we haven’t met before – Pound the rest of your beverage
18. Patrick introduces two girls he’s already slept with – 3 drinks
19. Jamie shows up within 15 minutes of someone checking-in – 1 drink
20. See a guy at ABC NOT on Steroids – 1 pina colada.
21. Christian says the word “Hearst” – 1 drink
22 . Christian strings three non-expletives together – Social
23. A camera gets damaged – 3 drinks
24. A camera gets lost/destroyed – Finish your beverage and go for a swim
25. Ryan calls before noon to start drinking – 1 drink
26. John Daley drinks a John Daley – 1 drink and a line
27. “Josh Please” – 1 drink and a shot
28. Any performer gets too drunk to finish their set – Finish your beverage, order another one and finish that too
29. Chris asks if anyone wants to go out on the boat the next morning – 1 drink
30. Andy attempts a Patrick maneuver to pick up a girl – 1 drink
31. Jay drives Katie home – 1 drink
32. Tristan reveals an offensive t-shirt – 2 drinks
33. Tristan reveals last night’s one night stand – Duck
34. Bruce Willis acts like a dick at The Cooke House – Typical
35. Christian, Tristan or Ryan get recognized by a random girl as working for the Buzz – 1 drink
36. Ryan tries to save someone who doesn’t need saving – 1 shirley temple
37. Anyone passes out on Patrick’s deck – 2 drinks and a permanent marker
30. Ryan does anything because “cancer”. – 1 drink (and we love him for it)
31. Andy eats oysters – 1 drink per dozen
32. Lauren doesn’t wear a bra – 1 drink and a smile!
33. Any male gets a piggy-back ride – 3 Midori Sour’s
34. Sid walks in to a bar. Kneel and drink and Gansett!
35. Manville starts barking orders to audience members – 1 drink and shoe lifts
36. Anyone orders a ‘Belmore’ – 1 drink and a ticket to Newport Pride!
37. Patrick says “Documenting” – Jello shot
38. Tristan makes an obscure movie reference and only Andy or Patrick get it.-3 drink for the 3 dorks
39. Anyone injures themselves while drunk – 3 drinks
40. Newport PediCab Driver gets hit on – 1 Newport Storm
41. Manville has any man take his shirt off at the Pelham. – 1 drink and immediately leave
42. Anyone ends up wearing anyone else’s outfit – finish your beverage — with Jamie Palmer
43. First time in Newport, RI - 5 drinks and go to TheNewportBuzz.com
44. First Newport, RI Walk of Shame – 3 Bloody’s at The Deck