An obese man was standing naked in front of his doctor
He said “Doc. I haven’t seen my penis in 3 years”. Doctor said “Then why don’t you diet?” The fat man replied “What color is it now?” 🙂
After two hard hitting, side splitting, laugh out loud nights of comedy, the Rogue Island Comedy Fest blasts into Saturday night primetime. Come to see the shows tonight at Hope (8pm) and Parlor (10pm)
This comedy fest is actually legit. In fact, it’s nice to get something in Newport rather than the same old same old. Do yourself a favor and get out of the rut of sameness and go to one of these shows. You won’t be disappointed!
Hosted by Doug Key of the smash hit “The Wasted Talent Show”, the Rogue Island Comedy Festival is amazing. At least 7-8 comedians on all 8 shows! We highly recommend checking out more than just one! Comics from Comedy Central’s Half Hour specials, Inside Amy Schumer, Adam Devine’s House Party, Conan, TruTV, MTV, Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, and more!
Oh by the way, all four shows on Thursday and Friday were completely sold out, so buy your tickets now! -> http://rogueislandcomedyfest.com/
Here are tonight’s lineups!
Saturday, October 10th – 8pm
@ Hope Underground
Lamont Price
Voted Comedy Central’s “Comics to Watch
Sam Jay
Oddball Comedy Tour, Bridgetown Comedy Fest
Corinne Fisher
Cohost of the popular “Guys We F%&*ed” podcast
Maya Manion
Nick @ Nite’s Funniest Mom in America
Rob Pierce
Comedy Connection Summer Showdown Winner
Gary Petersen
Great American Comedy Festival
Dave Neal
MTV, The Improv’s
James Creelman
The Comedy Studio’s Comic-in-Residence 2015
Saturday, October 10th – 10pm
Parlor
Jared Freid
MTV, TruTV, AXS, TV’s Gotham Comedy Live
Lamont Price
Comedy Central’s Up Next Contest
Sam Jay
Oddball Comedy Tour, Bridgetown Comedy Fest
Corey Tenchara
Catch A NEW Rising Star Winner
Alan Fitzgerald
Comedy Connection Hardcore Show
Corinne Fisher
Cohost of the popular “Guys We F%&*ed” podcast
Kelvin Santos
Wasted Talent Show
Mike Holmes
Nick’s Comedy Stop
