trump stupid microphone

There Is A Billion Percent Chance That Trump Had The Sound Guy Killed After This Rally

via ABC – Donald Trump had a new enemy during a campaign stop Wednesday night –- his microphone.

The real estate mogul at one point during his packed rally in Pensacola, FL paused and went on a rant.

“And by the way I don’t like this mic, whoever the hell brought this mic system don’t pay the son of a b**** who brought it in,” the crowd laughed but the Donald was visibly annoyed.

“No this mic is terrible, stupid mic keeps popping…Don’t pay him. You know I believe in paying but when somebody does a bad job like this you shouldn’t pay the b******,” Trump said –- with a few mic pops.

Part of me really wants to see Trump win the presidency. Can you imagine the unintentional comedy? Stupid Muslims, stupid Mexicans, stupid Chinese, stupid microphones, stupid voters…

President Donald Trump, everyone. President Donald J. Trump.

PS – How much do you want to bet that that son of a bitch got that stupid mic from Mexico?!?!?