Unicorns For Sale In New Hampshire
So remember last Christmas when you bought your daughter’s love with that pony? Well prepare to lose it if you don’t act quickly because a unicorn breeder from Goffstown, New Hampshire is selling two “purebread” unicorns for the bargain price of only $930,000 each on Craigslist. Which really isn’t bad when you consider that unicorns are said to have the power to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness. Also you have to factor in that your daughter will hate you for life if one of your neighbors snaps up these beauties instead of you.
These aren’t just your run of the mill unicorns, these legendary animals come from the only licensed unicorn breeder in in North America, are NUBAA certified and have been hand fed since birth. So they’ve got that going for them too!
Now I would normally buy these beauties in a second but unfortunately my lease doesn’t allow for animals and I travel too much. Oh yea, one thing I forgot to mention. The breeder specifies SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!
Here’s the ad ->
2 Unicorns for Sale – $930000 (Hartford)
We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.
Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.
We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.