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Woonsocket Couple Should Have Gotten A Room

Woonsocket police: Couple had sex in ‘very busy area’

WOONSOCKET, R.I. (WPRI) – They should have gotten a room.

Woonsocket police charged a man and woman with indecent exposure after a video that appeared to show them having sexual intercourse in broad daylight outside a shopping plaza on Clinton Street found its way to Facebook.

Danny Folco, 33, and Jennifer Bonsante, 35, were arrested Thursday after video of the incident was posted on social media websites.

When police originally reported to the scene on May 4, Folco said he was “just fooling around” and both denied they were having intercourse in public view, according to an incident report obtained by Eyewitness News.

But when the video appeared online, arrest warrants were issued.

“Based on the video, a reasonable person can see the individuals are having sexual intercourse and the female is exposed to the public in a very busy area,” the report states.

What? NO WAY. I refuse to believe that someone actually had sex in public in Woonsocket. Woon-sock-ET! This place is literally the 2nd grossest city in all of Rhode Island (we’re looking at you Central Falls).

Video or it didn’t happen! Oh wait, there really is a video?

Yea, that’s kind of gross. But this just begs the question. How much does sex in a parking lot behind a Salvation Army dumpster run one these days?

PS – “Youse can get a room. You know that, right?” – LOVE the accent.

PPS –  I love the police description “really busy area”, um there’s NOTHING in Woonsocket. There are no busy areas. The charge should be thrown out just based upon that blatant lie.

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