Alright folks we have an 80 pound female Great Dane/Boxer Mix named Belichick on the loose. Bela has been on the run since this morning and was last seen near Ruggles Avenue near Coggeshall. She is VERY gentle and friendly but is a bit shy
So what I’m going to need from everyone in the 5th Ward is to drop everything you’re doing at this exact moment and hit the streets looking.
Our fugitive has been on the run for five hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of twenty miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 30 miles miles.
Your fugitive’s name is Belichick. Go get her!
Please call Patrick Winthrop at 401-662-8909 if you see her!!!