Hemp Sneakers Adidas

Adidas Makes Dope Hemp Sneaker With A Place To Hide Your Stash: The Perfect Gift For 4/20

via Marijuana.com

Check out these very dank “Happy 420” Stan Smiths from an Adidas collaboration with retailer BAIT. The 420-centric sneakers have features that will attract everyone from the casual smoker to the connoisseur-level cannabis aficionado. First, the shoe is built with natural hemp, so they’re definitely built to last. Next, the designers had lots of fun with the shoe’s tongue, making it resemble a prescription bottle of your favorite nuggies, complete with a tongue-in-cheek warning about the “high potency” and “superior quality.” If you’re looking for more than just fashion, the “Happy 420” packs some serious functionality too, including a secret stash pocket on the reverse side of the tongue.

Pot heads medicinal marijuana tennis enthusiasts rejoice! The sneaker you’ve all been waiting for is here. Because let’s be honest, when you’re wearing your Wimbledon whites on the grass courts, the last thing you need to worry about is where to keep your weed.

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But here’s the question. Are these really the smartest shoes to be wearing around? I mean, aren’t these just going to be added to baggy jeans and hoodies as totally perfectly legal not at all against the 4th Amendment reason for cops to stop and frisk you?

Buyer beware or something like that.

Anyway, these smoking kicks will retail for $120 or about the price of 1/2 an ounce of the chronic.

And I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Stan Smith has in mind when he thinks about playing on the grass…


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PS – And by the way…everyone knows that if you’re going to get high while playing sports, the golf course is the place to do it!