Alright folks we have a super sweet 4-month-old puppy on the loose with a red collar and no tags. Santana has been on the run since noon.
So what I’m going to need from everyone in the Bedlow Ave neighborhood is to drop everything you’re doing at this exact moment and hit the streets looking.
Our fugitive has been on the run for five hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of twenty miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 30 miles miles.
Your fugitive’s name is Santana. Go get her!
Please call the Newport Police non emergency line 401.847.1306 if you see her!!!
And GOOO!!!!
