Whoever made this Newport Bridge traffic video simulation should be arrested and locked away immediately!

So the people who run the bridge posted this video showing what it’s like to travel over the Newport Pell Bridge and I’ve never seen anything funnier!

I mean, even without the construction the only time you can get over the bridge this easily is at midnight on a Monday in February.

 

I love the “Simulates vehicle speed is not reflective of actual…”

 

Uhhhh… You think???

 

Meanwhile here’s the reality.

Also: Anyone who actually travels over the bridge. Ever.

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