In what will undoubtedly go down as his greatest accomplishment while in office, President Barack Obama announced today that he is easing restrictions on Cuban rum and cigars!
via USA TODAY
Attention U.S. travelers going abroad: You now can bring home all the Cuban rum and cigars you want.
The Obama administration announced Friday a new round of executive actions designed to increase trade and travel with the communist island. And this is the one many Americans have been waiting for — no more restrictions on the island’s famed rum and cigars.
Under the new rules, which go into effect Monday, travelers can purchase unlimited quantities of Cuban rum and cigars in any country where they are sold so long as they are for personal consumption.
Alright now we’re talking! Instead of being stuck in a debate about who between Bill Clinton or Donal Trump sexually assaulted more women in their lifetimes or how much Hillary Clinton really hates Catholics(*answer – a lot!), cool guy Barry comes from the clouds and solves one of the greatest dilemmas of our lifetimes. Think about it, no longer do you have to peel the labels off those tasty Cubans that you bought for your father in the Duty Free shop at Heathrow. Nope, now you can proudly present him with a true box of Cubans like a civilized person instead of sneaking them in a box of unworthy Dominican cigars!
Thank you for your leadership, President Obama!
We’ll just leave the issue of the 94,000,000 Americans out of the workforce for the next POTUS!
I’m sure they’ll do just fine!
PS – Live look in on Bill Clinton!