Damn it feels good to be a
Look at Ted Cruz coming in from left field with the cool points! This is almost good enough to make me take back all the bad things I said about him and the people of Iowa last week. ALMOST good enough, but you know there is a zero percent chance Cruz ever saw the movie or knows anything about TPS Reports and flair.
For the record, this is also the coolest Hillary has ever looked as well.
So this got me thinking. Trump should do a spoof of this Office Space scene and ask what you’d do with a billion dollars.
But Trump’s would have to be something more than two chicks since it’s pretty much a given that he’s been there done that.
And according to our old friend and St. George’s grad Tucker Carlson:
About 15 years ago, I said something nasty on CNN about Donald Trump’s hair. I can’t now remember the context, assuming there was one. In any case, Trump saw it and left a message the next day.
“It’s true you have better hair than I do,” Trump said matter-of-factly. “But I get more pussy than you do.” Click.
Donald Trump with the mic drop!
Anyway, since we’re on the subject of sex, can we give a quick shoutout the soft-core porn star who was in the recent Ted Cruz commercial?
Ted Cruz’s latest political ad turned out to be too hot for TV.
The Texas senator’s campaign confirmed late Thursday that it had pulled a commercial hitting Florida Sen. Marco Rubio over illegal immigration because one of the actresses had previously appeared in pornographic films.
hey porn stars need to vote too!
— Amy Lindsay (@amylindsayLA) February 12, 2016
Even money says she’ll be on the campaign trail with Trump by tomorrow!