Lyin’ Ted Cruz just doing what he does best. This brings in some serious questions about his truthiness. If he’ll lie about his daughters singing Taylor Swift songs together…my God, is there no limit to fraudulent depths of this monster?!?

When I was a kid, I was told that if I told a lie my tongue would turn black so sticking your tongue out was the ultimate test. We need to see what color Lyin’ Ted’s tongue is. I bet it looks like he licked an ash tray!