Newport Buzz Emergency Broadcasting System: We Have a Missing Pup In Portsmouth

Alright folks we have a missing pup in the Water Street neighborhood of Portsmouth.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 8 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of 32 miles! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 10 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is Nala.

Please call (732) 233-5170 when spotted or found.

And GOOO!!!!