Hasbro just created Play-Doh Poop where kids can play with poop – Really!

via Fortune

Hasbro wants kids to get their little hands dirty—but not too dirty—with its newest play set that brings that beloved poop emoji to life in all sorts of creative forms. Exactly how is up to every tiny sculptor.

The Play-Doh Poop Troop Playset is designed for emoji-loving kids who want to make their own silly poop-themed monsters in a variety of colors and with all sorts of amusing accessories. The Poop Troop set includes a poo mold, 22 accessories to dress up the little poop monsters, a rolling pin and some other tools, and of course, 12 cans of Play-Doh compound. It retails for $14.99 and is suitable for children age 3 and up, unless you ban potty talk.

No way. This has to be a joke. Right?

We’ll see what Hasbro has to say about it.

Who’s in your poop troop?! from giggle-worthy poop monsters to creations like the famous emojis, kids can create a rainbow of their own hilarious Play-Doh characters. You might make a face at the idea, but making silly faces for your characters is literally what it’s all about! to start the fun, use the poo mold, tools, and Play-Doh colors to create your character’s body. Grab the eyes, arms, mouths, and other accessories and plug them in different places to make all kinds of silly faces. Mix them up for a giggling good time again and again, and don’t forget to clean up after yourself!

Hmmm. What the crap? Who wants to play with poop? (Do NOT Google “Two Girls One Cup”)

Wait, wait, wait. Where have I seen this idea before??

Well I guess we’re all in for a really crappy Christmas.