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Macaulay Culkin Reprises His ‘Home Alone’ Character As An Adult In New Web Series

If you’ve wondered how Macaulay Culkin’s character Kevin McCallister made out over all these years, wonder no more. He’s back in a webseries from :DRYVRS and he’s pretty f*cked up. Apparently the trauma sticks around for bit when you’re left home alone for a week as an 8-year-old, just waiting to manifest itself in adulthood dysfunction.

“How about this, it’s Christmas time. It’s fucking Christmas and your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their 8-year-old fucking son,” his character says. “All by yourself, for a week. I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid, I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around!”

“They remembered my bastard of a brother but they forget me—the cutest f–king 8-year-old in the universe, by far. My house was such a f–king zoo. I couldn’t even eat a slice of pizza without having to go to war or something like that.”

It’s just not Christmastime without watching Home Alone but I think I prefer this new version!

(This is the first episode of the new comedy web series :DRYVRS, created and written by musician, actor and producer Jack Dishel. The series stars Jack as an on-demand car service passenger and chronicles the strange drivers he encounters. The debut episode guest stars Macaulay Culkin as his driver.)