BREAKING: Robert Kraft charged with soliciting a prostitute in Florida

Noooooooo!!!!!!!! Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk!!!!!

Ok, now I got that out. *takes a deep breath* You know what? I don’t care one bit. I mean it sucks that he was charged and I’m sure that he pretty embarrassed, but Mr. Kraft brought us six Super Bowl championships. SIX!!! Who cares if he wanted a little tug with his rub?

Oh come on, man!

ooof! God damn it.

Come on, Bob. You’re a billionaire who employs Tom Brady. Isn’t there an easier way to do this? Come on, dude. Grrrrr. Seriously?

Whatever, I don’t care.

Live look at me and the rest of New England


As my friend Marc just observed, this certainly isn’t a happy ending.