missing cat newport ri

Newport Buzz Emergency Broadcast System: We have a Missing Tabby Cat near Prescott Hall Road

Alright folks we have a missing tabby cat in the Prescott Hall/ Southmayd St area.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 72+ hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of..umm…carry the four..eh..ah..let’s just leave it as a bunch.

What I need out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go at 15 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is Always.

Please call (401) 241-3200 if you spot him.

And GO!!!!