Alright folks we have a missing Bengal Cat near West Street and Perry Street in downtown Newport.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 48 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of…ugh, a shit ton! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 30 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is King.

Please call (443) 676-6710 when spotted or found.

And GOOO!!!!

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